n what has turned out to be the most shocking news of the footballing world, the public has been informed on 10 October 2009 that Liverpool FC passed away while making hay in the deserts of Saudi Arabia. Since the unexpected end came in the oil land of Arabia, the funeral has been held as per Islamic norms and it is rumored that good old Liverpool was given a farewell under the Arabic name of Al-Liverpool bin futbool (which our in-house linguistics expert decodes the name as Liverpool the son of football). The death has send shock waves in the soccer world while good old Tommy and Georgey (the co-owners of the now deceased Liverpool FC) is still waiting for the Vodka order in the Al Drunk bin Drunk bar in Saudi Arabia to pour out their emotions.
[Editor's Note: Before we gone with this rather exclusive news, the editorial team would like to inform you all that due to the excessive cost of printing charges and the freelance writer’s exorbitant writing charges per word, the article will be addressing Al-Liverpool bin futbool as LBF]
