With the over whelming success of natural catastrophes and full fledged wars, it was always going to be tough to find the true hero, the man who would stand against it all and challenge the odds to be the One and only one saviour a.k.a the survivor.
It is never easy to select and honor that one special individual. It takes more than just experiences in life and achievements on the earth to select and recognize the amazing talents of such a great survivor. So was the case on the dawn of 9 October 2009, the Nobel Committee was in complete disarray, the Vodka was long gone, the chairman was searching for the nominees list and there was no water in the toilet and the only cigars left were just 4 wrinkled dicks. It was then the Committee decided that they leave it all to people who have more than just experiences in life and achievements on the earth and so as the sun rose from the east, the new members of the Nobel Committee took their places:
- Joseph Stalin (The Chairman): An extraordinary leader with a highly evolved below-par human sensitivity. The true and loyal ambassador of the GULAG Trust.
- Golda Meir: A very soft spoken Jew. Humbled by her achievements. She never made a move against any person or nation during her tenure in politics. She is the loyal servant to the now defunct Operation NukeBayonet.
- Pol Pot: A God fearing man with superb economic and social visions. A dedicated and loyal Khmer Rougeian citizen.
- Alfred Nobel: A man who had no intentions of harm but dynamited his charm. A super brain and now all set to become a spoil sport. He was the founder of the recently deceased Nobel Prize Committee and now just an ordinary member of the reconstituted committee.
- Gavrilo Princip: The odd man out. A great visionary who loved the Archduke and a true patriot. He is the loyal mascot of the PDCC (Post Dated Cyanide Consumption) Victims.
