Docs-less BCCI replies to darling boy Lalit

by Maverick58

With a lawyer heading the Bad Cricket Company of India, one would expect that the charge sheet, listing out charges against the martyred poster boy of T20 cricket in India, Lalit Modi, would have basis of its charges on solid ground. Rather, they have relied on verbal communications, insinuations by grudging parties and the whole gamut of stomach-burns to level the charges with much fan-fare in the full glare of the wolf-pack visual media which normally leaves some scraps for columnists to chew upon and spew in their allegedly huge-followed-by-fans-columns, barring one provable exception, Khushwant Singh, whose propensity to pen is largely dependent on the level of his Scotland brew. His columns were ardently followed, by yours truly and many more. The Lisping Lalit, a throwback from the coke days, was pretty shrewd with his replies.

Always, with the threat of embarrassment just a whiff away, Lisping Lalit wrong stepped the BCCI right through out and has now scaled down the charges to just 4. His agile mind should not beguile you. Look at his past record. He confounded everybody by organizing a fret-free IPL2 in the rainbow Nation at short notice when Chiddu Bhai threw a spanner in the works, forcing the same guy, barring a blip, at Bangalore, in this year's IPL3, which went down flawlessly right down to the lasers and the throm-beat of uncopyrighted A.R.Rehman, another biz-savvy kid from Lisping Lalit's league. And the public be damned!

Damned as the public was the PR machinery that was unleashed left the Bad Cricketers Club of India dumbfounded. Its coffers pressurize them. Cricket, according to Modi can be milked for much more and DoorDarshan though twiddling their thumbs ever since, Lisping Lalit's scheming, hav been left out of the moolah-race without so much as a by-your-leave. The junta who is now paying around 1.5 upees of potable water per litre doesnt mind forking out the local cable TV sharks more than that. The strangle-hold that the service providers of visual content,vary their charges at a whim, and the die-hard fan of cricket, Mani Shankar Aiyer meekly pays up along with the aam-aadmi, with Jairam Ramesh, the sagitarrian who always ends up putting his foot up in his mouth

These guys mean well, but at the ministerial gates of decision making the cheat, Chiddu Bhai, has the clout to make these guys look like bumbling idiots and releases a half-page ad, issued by the MHA, that is supposedly to smell roses but ends up smelling pool of deceit. For, who knows how your basic data of UID and census, which stupidly still insists on you providing your kula, gothra and caste name.After a lil more than 60 years, they are burying Gandhi's and Ambedkar's name.

The 2.5 minute Time Out just got over.

Lisping Lalit has won round two. We hope that, in our life-times, the BCCI is disbanded and becomes more democratic in its representation and a Governing Council. That idiot's observation of not only politicians' can hold positions of eminence is being implemented in the new council, till the Glaring Uncle Pawar, quits power. And of course the suave Shashank and the toad's look like Srinivasan also quit.Cricket India, would be served better, if Kalmadi's statement of politicians are better capable than sports-persons" underscores the lie and is just pure horse-shit from one of his pet stud-farms, of sports persons running the show. The Moolah is the leveler and the leveler is the Moolah!

Where's the viewers cut? And beware of subtle hints from the idiot-box!