by SD
The Government today launched its new Liberalization Policy which will soon open up the country’s asshole for the entire world to fuck. This follows the opening up of the economy nearly 20 years ago. The policy was unveiled at a press conference earlier today with the theme of gaping, vulgar arse-holes. “Throughout history, Indians have loved the idea of getting ass-fucked. We wanted to codify that into a policy, so that the rest of the world will be aware of our love to be pounded from behind. The average size of the Indian asshole is still very small despite centuries of being raped in the dorsal region by foreigners, right from the Mughals to the British. This policy will ensure that our needs are met. The country might bleed initially, but it will eventually open our assholes up really wide” said a representative from the Prime Ministers Office.
While the liberalization policy of 1991 was purely economic, the current policy aims to remove any barrier that stops things from being jammed up your hole. It covers both internal and external issues, and promises to “percolate down to the common man”. This policy also addresses face-fucking and fisting.
