Go-Ogle AdNonSense

By Maverick58

After a recent review of their policy Go-Ogle Inc announced that henceforth their Go-Ogle AdNonsense, a separate revenue generating product payable in cents to those who host it on their blogs, sites and schlongs, will no longer support the blogs, sites and schlongs who use the, much-admired-for-its-multiple-utility as a filler for adverbs, adjectives, exclamation and other such, Fuck word, in their blogs, sites and schlongs. Other than a filler of screen space, Go-Ogle AdNonsense, has the irritating utility of limiting one’s creative processes by suggesting links that take their cue from the words on the screen. This policy of limiting its availability has created an insignificant ripple amongst those die-hard fans of willies. Continuing their use of the ‘Fuck’ word in their blogs, sites and schlongs has seen an increase in the number of hits they receive per hour. Excerpts from an interview our web-journalist had with a fucking user of the Fuck word.

Hi

Hi, what-the-fuck-do-you-want?

We would get your 2-cents worth on the recent policy of Go-Ogle Inc to delimit their support to blogs, sites and schlongs on the use of their Go-Ogle AdNonsense, which use the Fuck word.

That’s a fucking long question, uh. Can you fucking split it up into 2-3 fucking smaller questions?

Sure thing. Does the recent change in the policy of Go-Ogle AdNonsense affect you?

Yeah, it has fucking affected me.

In what way?

The number of hits per hour fucking shot up. I was so fucking amazed that I called up customer support at the Big G.

Big G?

Yeah, the Big G, like the Big B.

(sounds of a chuckle which was later traced to a call center in India. This interview was conducted over trans-national phone lines with 28 service providers, with each of them making 1/2008^th cent per second on this call, with one unnamed techie of a particular service provider listening in on the conversation to check voice quality. In India Big B is often used to refer to an old ageing actor who refuses to grow old on-screen, with his latest role as a kid affected with Progeria. At the time of clicking ’enter’ to web-publish this report, his latest-latest film ‘Teen-Patti’ where he plays the role of a card-sharp is opening on screens across India today)

Oh! You mean HAL or IBM?

What the fuck difference does it make?

So, what did customer support say?

They fucking said it was policy engraved on silicon, their God, which they no longer support the use of the Fuck word.

Your take on that?

(Laughing) I got a fucking big hard-on because it was some cute young thing out of India trying to make believe she was Lucia from Atlanta playing hard to get while mouthing her unshakeable belief in silicon-engraved commandments keyed in by the Board of the Big G.

(Chuckle) So what did you say?

I said, no, I fucking asked if their fucking policy was a beta-version.

And?

She referred me to her supervisor who was based in Greece and must have been on a yacht getting a tan a la Adonis, coz there was this constant hissing sound of the fucking surf or it might have been him erasing the Fuck word from his schlong to conform to the new policy of Go-Ogle AdNonsense.

And?

I told him Lucia was a corrupted form of Lakshni, considered to be the Goddess of wealth in India and thanks to his company’s new-policy, Lakshmi has doubled her showers of cents on my previously fucked-up bank account.

How come?

The fucking ‘Puritans’ of Go-Ogle Inc have shown us the way by fucking delimiting sites such as mine who use the Fuck word. Now, if you want to read/see the word on your fucking MS-shimmering white screen, you have to visit my blog, site or schlong. Anything in short supply and the demand goes up. Am I fucking right?

Yes, you are….

…and I also have placed a gift-order of test tubes from Fucking Tubes International to be delivered to the Board of Directors of Go-Ogle Inc to commemorate their in-vitro birthing. Gosh! Never knew that there would be so many people out there who didn’t know how to fuck! When I watched Sandra Ballslock and ArnieGuttural in what-is-the-fucking-name-of-the-movie, I never knew, that one day, it would come down to this. Their parents must have been fucking bores or did not have the fucking time to fuck and make babies like ordained by Moses Commandments.

That was a long statement from you, sir and all that talk of schlongs has me hot and thirsty!

Have a fucking chilled beer and piss warm, dear!!

The interview went on for some more time. We invite our fucking readers to refrain from using the Fuck word while posting comments. Thank you for your fucking time and may the new God of Go-Ogle bless-fucking you