by Maverick58
This meeting has been convened at short notice because of 2G circumstances that are bordering on 3G while the rest of the world is tuned into 4G. Some member have communicated that they will not be present due to urgent duties elsewhere. The location is at the junction of the water lines of Block 1 of Tihar jail. The time is around midnight when Rajah finally goes to sleep. "Order! Order!!" said DorkyPig, The Honorable Chairperson
The rustle-tussle slowly fades into silence.
SqueakyRat speaks up, "Your Honor, what are we to do with the new entrant to Block 1 4D? He has cemented all entries and exits with lies."
IndustirousRed Ant adds, "And he chews his nails but doesnt spit them out. I wonder how he reaches his toes. Turning to SqueakyRat, "Dont worry you will have your entry by tonight."
CorkRoche, twirling his antenna, "My beady eyes he is scared of, 'cause he covers himself up with 7 blankets. I am sure Nira must have dialed her connections up."
Slitherard ticking its tail, "He doesnt leave his nose-digs on the floor too. I thought what with him being a Madrasi, he would be making more but apparently he has sub-contracted them to some corporate for a fancy sum with a percentage going to Kani".
BarkScorp nodding its sting, "I would love to discharge on to his feet but the Gucci he never removes. Arrgh!"
DorkyPig beams a smile and says, "There is a way for all those who wait patiently."
A chorus of "what?" way erupts.
"Its the Kani way", says DorkyPig
A chorus of "How" erupts again.
"She too is to be lodged in the same Block and we will smuggle ourselves in through the folds of her hand spun Conjeevaram," oinked DorkyPig
"Ooh la, la" sang the Slitherard, "me loves the slime that oozes from these oily Madrasis."
"Ssssh! lets be politically correct and damn a race," piped in IndustriousRed Ant
"Yea" chorused the others.
"So are we agreed that our friends the IRA ( IndustriousRed Ants ) will work on the entrances and exits?," squeaked DorkyPig
"Yea," chorused the others.
"Thats it then, please remember your individual duties and make the stay of these guests as comfortable to us as possible. I have a plane to catch to Bengalurru and Hyderabad where the CMs are feeling shy about their lodgings-to-be" oinked DorkyPig.
"Ta-Ta"
Nira watching this on her smuggled 4G mobile immediately MMSd to CourageousSanghi for a flash-print while Sardukhai pulled out his scissors for editing.
