Advt: Issued by 24/7 Media Ltd
Do you like to be spoken AT and/or spoken down to? Do you like to be mistaken for a violent revolutionary? Would you liked to be blamed for the actions of a group of people that you are not connected with? A career as a panellist in news studios awaits you.
Qualification
- Preferably somebody who believes in pacifism and is opposed to war or state violence and not afraid of repeating it in public
- Ability to answer stupid questions from anchors (e.g. - Have you always been a romantic?)
- Must be willing to unite Congress, BJP and CPI spokespeople - against himself/herself (e.g. by saying "violence is stupid")
Job Titles
- You can chose from "Despicable", "Maodadi", "Anti-national", "Grave Internal Enemy" or "China Lover"
Job Description
- You have to make the anchor look "patriotic" at all times - (e.g. - get them to use phrases like "GREAT Indian Middle Class")
- You should never make reference to your pacifist beliefs (e.g. - avoid obvious solutions)
- The more abuse you take on air - the better (e.g. - if someone calls you a murderer say "BUT" and wait till interrupted)
- Never correct the anchor - for misrepresenting (remember it is about what we think you said - not what you actually said).
- Your pacifism must come out as a defence of Maoism
Pay Structure
- Incentive structure linked to TRP ratings of shows on which you are empanelled.
- An award at our Annual Awards function in a category of your choice
- One Nazar Suraksha Kavach
Contact: @ArKnob_Goswim or @RajdickSardhukhai or @Barker_D
