Three Wise Beasts of The Order of The Black Robe - The High & Mighty Gajraj of the Elephant Clan, The Wise & Just Sher Singh and The Fair & Lovely Mountain Yak - will today pronounce their verdict on the ownership of the disputed Ayyodoh Cowshed.
On one side are a number of Holycowian complainants who claim the disputed cowshed, also called as 'tabela' belongs to them and is the spot where a Church to The Holy White Cow once existed. On the other are the Upholders of the Holyness of The Great Owl, who maintain that the cowshed, where the Statue of the Great Hooter stood for five centuries before being demolished by Holycowians, is a place of worship for Uloos.
Holycowians, the bovine worshipers of the Holy White Cow and Uloos, the believers of the divinity of the Great Owl, have been battling for ownership of the disputed tabela for hundreds of years.
On Thursday, the three wise men who had been appointed by the government of the land of Holycowians & Uloos, also called as Land of Moo or Mooland by Holycowians, are expected to pronounce who gets the tabela and perhaps also answer several mysterious questions put to them by the udderly confused creatures of the land of HU, the 'secular name' of the Land of Moo. These include whether the disputed cowshed in Ayyodoh is the place where the Holy White Cow returned to graze in peace after beheading all the ten heads of Ten-Headed Unholy Black Cow, who had dared to steal his beautiful mate, The Holy White She Cow and whether the Great Owl Statue was built after demolishing the Church to The Holy White Cow.
According to the Upholders of the Holyness of The Great Owl, Uloos offered prayers at the feet of the The Owl Statue when it was built several hundred years ago by Great Conqueror Baboor, all the way up till sixty years ago, when the gates of the Church were locked by the local administration after some Holycowians surreptitiously placed idols of The Holy Baby White Cow at the feet of the The Great Hooter.
The Statue of The Great Owl was destroyed by Holycowcarians, a sub-sect of the Holycowians, sent by the the Bovine Jam Party, who said the Wise Beasts of The Order of The Black Robe were not competent to rule on matters pertaining to holy activities of The Holy White Cow. In their submissions, the Holycowians said that their right to wash the feet of the Idol of Holy Baby White Cow at the Church to The Holy White Cow must be recognised by the Wise Beasts since millions of Holycowians for eons have believed it to be the place where The Holy Baby White Cow had first mooed after being ejected from the womb of Holy Mother Cow and who in his adulthood had returned triumphantly with his mate, The Holy She Cow to his birthplace in Ayyodoh, after kicking ass of Ten-Headed Unholy Black Cow.
According to folklore, the Holycowians who lived during the era of the The Holy White Cow were so overjoyed seeing the return of The Holy White Cow from exile after kicking ass of The Unholy Black Cow, that they made 'The Great Noise' by mooing at the top of their lungs and bursting firecrackers in celebration. Thousands of years later, the Holycowians still celebrate that day by remaking 'The Great Noise' every year.
If the Three Wise Beasts rule that the 'tabela' belongs to them, the Holycowians will celebrate the verdict by remaking 'The Great Noise' a few months sooner than the scheduled annual remaking of 'The Great Noise'.
