"We wear only Chappals"

by Maverick58

Guffaw Gadkari's remarks made with all the stomach-burn that he could muster at his command have not gone down well with the ordinary Congress worker. They point out that not even Sonia, their esteemed and revered leader, wears boots but only chappals like us. So there is no shame to be felt by Bihar's one and only, Lalu, the buffalo-herd man! In exclusive interviews to our team, Congress workers across the country held forth their view to the simple question, " What is your opinion about Guffaw Gadkari's remarks?', they replied:

Pannerselvam from Congress HQ in Tamilnadu, " Ayyo! Do not speak about our leader like that. She hates boots because her mother-in-law put the whole country under her boots for 21 months and a lot of people suffered. Lalu should remember that, Soniaji does not even own a single pair of boots, but only ordinary chappals, just like millions of hard-working, sweating -in-the-sun Congress workers. That Gadfly Gadkari should STFU and use only spokespersons, like Muthalik who get caught on spy-cams but not the omnipotent cams of Breaking News waalas. No further comments please."

Sonali Sher from Congress HQ in Kashmir, " What is wrong with you people? Cant you leave a Pandit's daughter-in-law alone? What has she done that she has to be drawn into a footwear controversy? She is not like that Marcos from Phillipines. She wears only hand-made leather thongs and she does not need the spittle of those Yadavs to shine them. Guffaw Gadkari can use their spittle for a change, from his own SS men. In any case, our loyal state unit workers of the Mahila Division have offered their pallus to clean, Madam's, foot wear. Yo can go now, you salivating hacks!"

Nirupama Chakraborty from Congress HQ in Bengal, " Oh my Goddess Durga! What is wrong with Lalu's spittle? After all it comes laced with the best of buffalo milk laden with cream and it will protect, madam's chappals!! Useless fellows, go now otherwise you will quote me as saying that TC waali's spittle is also not bad or something. Namaskar!!"

Manisha Ghatkelkar from Congress HQ in Mumbai, "Arrey! Why are you putting vaat like this? Since when has Guffaw Gadkari been obsessed with womens' footwear? I think he has multiple personality disorders to go and find a link between Yadav spittle and Italian sandals of all things! Enough! this heat here is a bitch and you idiots have to ask these silly questions. No comments and I did not use the word bitch and Madam in the same breath, you hear?"

Sunidhi Rao from Congress HQ in Hyderabad, " Do not even dare to think that Madam will allow the spittle of Lalu and Mota Mulayam to touch her hand-crafted sandals from Kolhapur and has placed the next order from Telengana for their inclusive growth. You people must be really mad and that Guffaw Gadkari needs a good spanking for talking out like that. The bloody cheek! You go now else I will ask the COBRA to encounter you!"

Chandini Kunwari at Congress HQ in Lucknow, " Guffaw Gadkari is a buddhu. He should have used Mayawati's name also. Her spittle would definitely be better than those Yadavs. You see the MBC and BC chaps have a slave mentality and they would not pass up such an opportunity to impress Madam. But then, Madam would not like her single-calf leather footwear to be spoilt , you know? Ok, i have to and yell at Mayawati at her Official residence now. ta-ta!!"

At the time of writing this report, our office in downtown Colaba has been flooded with protests about our previous article and so we have to post this half-way, but then you get the point isnt it? Or are you thick as a brick, too, like Guffaw Gadkari?