Mar 21, 2010

Protests Break Out Over Top Ten Assholes List

The latest issue of India Today, listing the top ten assholes of the country, has raised a storm with protests breaking out all over the country. The controversial article lists Raghu Ram, ND Tiwari, Madhu Koda, Rajat Sharma, Arindam Chaudhary, Sherlyn Chopra, the three Thackerays - Bal, Uddhav & Raj, ACP Rathore, Sajjan Kumar, Pravin Togadia and Kishenji as India's best and most well-respected popular assholes.

The list has upset scores of prominent politicians and celebrities who are shocked at being omitted from such a prestigious list. Supporters of many politicians who have not been featured in the list are equally shocked at the omission of their leaders from the list and have taken to the streets protesting, rioting, burning buses and terrorizing ordinary people. Tens of thousands of copies of India Today have been bought and burnt by the protesting mobs resulting in the sales of India Today shooting up by 37% percent.

According to latest reports, property worth almost the net worth of investor Rakesh Jhunjhunwala has been destroyed in the rioting leading the maverick investor to remark "Jhunjhunwala's wealth was not built in a day, but today India's secondary assholes have destroyed as much wealth in just a few hours. Imagine how much more wealth would have been destroyed had these India Today-wallahs excluded the primary top ten assholes in order to include the secondary assholes in their top ten list!"

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