Feb 6, 2010

Motion to divide India taken back

Pune: In an unprecedented move, the motion for division of India was taken back at the 'Divide India' conference, being currently held in Pune. The motion which was presented last night by Mr. Bal Thackeray and Mr. Reddy, is backed by representatives of four different nationalities, including China, which is keen to break up India into as many as 30 different independent nation states along various nationalities. But after heated night long consultations held at the Pune University campus, the motion was taken back in the early hours of the morning.

As per the official announcement released today, the motion was taken back after due deliberation among the working committee members. According to the official notification issued by the conference attendees, the motion would be placed back in the next meeting of the conference after incorporation of some changes suggested by the members.

divided indiaLeaders from various regions of India have gathered in Pune to divide India into more manageable smaller countries. Amongst many issues being discussed by the political leaders the conference, an important issue on the agenda is how to divide India in a suitable manner to ensure that aspirations of each and every region are properly taken care of after the division. According to reports, the plan that has been presented for consideration has enough checks and balances to ensure that no community is left at the mercy of another community after the division.

Meanwhile, at the venue of the conference, rumors are flying thick and fast. The unofficial news coming out from conference suggests that the real reason of taking back the motion was lack of consensus amongst the members. We are hearing reports of war-like scenes inside the conference hall with politicians from different regions fighting over the areas to be included in their respective proposed countries. The politicians of the regions which have not been able to sort out distribution of areas in an amicable manner have been told to solve their disputes before the start of the next conference.

“It has been now over 60 years since our erstwhile masters in London, left us at the mercy of handful of masters in New Delhi. We now want to end our slavery to the Gandhi family which has been ruling the nation for over five decades and bring administration of the country closer to the people. Yes, there are still many unresolved issues on how to ensure a fair and proper division of the country. But all the leaders gathered here in Pune are single-minded and united on one issue - a quick and speedy division of India.” said the statement issued by the representatives at the press meeting which ended abruptly as the leaders had to leave to decide the dates of next 'Divide India' conference.

Onionuttapam.com has managed to lay its hand on the submitted plan. The plan proposes to break India into roughly 18 smaller and efficient countries. Some of the prominent countries proposed under the plan are Maharashtra (west and South Maharashtra), Vidharbha, Telangana, Red Corrider (area presently controlled by naxals/maoists), Rajputana and Aryavatra (Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Madhya Pradesh). The plan recommends breaking up north eastern states into around 7 countries on the basis of demands made by north eastern tribes.

In addition, the plan has been kept flexible enough to include possibilities of fresh demands for new countries which may arise in future when the conference goes public with the list of new countries to be formed from India. Leaders of the proposed new countries who are sharing borders as per this plan have been asked to sit and sort out their disputes, so that the proposal could be forwarded and placed at the next conference.

(Contributed by Anshul)