Earlier this week, the Indian government took revenge for all the dastardadly acts of terrorism perpetrated by Pakistan ever in one fell swoop, leaving the Indian public jubliant and their cross border counterparts suicidally depressed. In reply to their attacks on Indian parliament, serial bomb blasts in several cities and the 26/11 attack, India has launched an attack so destructive that the whole foundation of that war torn country is going to get shaken.
With the help of IPL and IPL franchisee owners, the Government of India humiliated Pakistan cricket players and through them their country, when acting on the government's directive the IPL team owners refused to buy a single Pakistani player. This caused a wave of euphoria to pass through the nation, while across the border in Pakistan, the mood was akin to that of a funeral.
Deccan Chargers fans were also found to be celebrating. "Even through IPL those Pakistanis were trying to terrorize our country. Remeber when Shahid Afridi was part of our team in the 1st IPL we were the worst team whereas without him we went on to win the 2nd edition. It is a brilliant move."
The master plan has also left the Jihadis in Kashmir depressed. "Now we understand why not a single Kashmiri player has been selected in the Indian cricket team for so many years. We have realized that what we really wanted was not freedom but to watch our players also playing cricket. We shall stop all anti-social activities from now and take up the art of dismantling bowling attacks. Sehwag, may peace be upon him, is our prophet from now.", one unemployed Kashmiri youth described how his views had undergone a complete change.
