Dec 4, 2009

Gods of Doom Decide to End Life on Earth After Watching 2012

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After watching a special screening of the Hollywood blockbuster of the season, Roland Emmerich's doomsday movie 2012, the gods of heavenly realms unanimously voted to unleash doom on planet earth and extinguish all life on it. The special screening of the 158 minute long doom-fest which was attended by top Greek, Indian, Mayan and Egyptian gods including the god of doom, Shiva, left the gathering of divinities feeling so outraged that they decided that it was time civilization on earth should be immediately terminated.

"Please press your pineal button and open your third eye, Shiva" said an outraged Ra, the Egyptian Sun God to Shiva, who nodded in agreement.