News from the beyond: (Translated from Eubberish by Babelfish Intergalactic Translation Services): Europa, Jupiter's fourth largest moon and sixth largest moon of the solar system will bomb Earth to confirm existence of oceans on our planet. Earth's North Atlantic Ocean will be bombed next week which might trigger a dreadful Tsunami and kill millions in USA, Canada and Northern Europe.
The inhabitants of Europa were convinced that Earth has oceans after their spacecraft, observed on earth as a UFO by a fisherman in a fishing trawler near the shore of Quebec region in Canada, took some cool pictures of the Atlantic Ocean. "We have observed big patches of greenish-blue on the surface of Earth with a strange, uneven rising and falling pattern that looks like waves of an ocean. In order to confirm that what we captured on our cameras is indeed an ocean, we will have to create a big, huge wave, a gigantic splash that will displace water up to 20 kilometers deep into the green-blue surface." said Aedimos Eskeoodres, head of Europa Space Agency (ESA), Europa's premier space agency founded by Europeans, a race of Jupitereans that migrated to Europa, many moons ago, after discovering water on the planet's fourth largest moon.
